Friday, February 24, 2012

Pinoy Ako, Ikaw?

Pinoy nga naman. Walang magawa sa life kundi mag blog tungkol sa pang-araw-araw na buhay n'ya at ng ibang Pinoy. 
(ang lame ng intro. may mai-sa-suggest ba kayong better nito? hehe)


Part 1: Walang maling tanong. Maling sagot lamang.

*Ma, anong oras na ba?
Late ka nah.

*Where na u?
Malapit na. Wait lang. 

*Magkano ba yang dress mo?
Mura lang 'to.

*Anong oras ba praktis mo?
Mamaya pa.

*Sasama ka ba sa SM?
Masakit tyan ko. 

*Kumain ka nah?
Busog pa 'ko.

Part 2: Pick-up Lines

*Kandila ka ba?
Bakit?
Dahil ikaw ang nagbibigay ilaw sa buhay ko.

*Tao ka ba?
Bakit?
Wala. Naninigurado lang. 

*Coke ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi hindi ka lang sakto sa puso ko. Ikaw pa ang happiness ko. 

*Popcorn ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I can't watch movies without you.

*Lumiit ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi no'ng una nasa isip lang kita. Ngayon, nasa puso na. 

*Enrile ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi gusto ko happy ka. 

*Tall tower ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi Eiffel in love with you. 

*Multo ka ba? 
Bakit?
Kasi napapasigaw ako pag nakikita kita. 

*Ang happiness ay hindi nagsisimula sa letter 'h'.
Bakit?
Kasi nagsisimula ito sa letter 'u'.

*Camera ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako. 

*Unan ka ba?
Bakit?
Amoy laway ka kasi. 

*Magnet ka ba? 
Bakit?
Kasi I am attracted to you. 


Part 3: English Version na Cheeziness

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

*Are you religious? Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.

*Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

*If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

*Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

*Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart.

*Do you have raisins? No? How about a date?

*Girl, you better have a license, 'coz you're driving me crazy.

*Hey, I did not know angels fly so low.

*Hey beautiful. Is that your name, right?

*Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

18 comments:

  1. Ang cute naman. :)

    This made me happy a little bit. Thank you po ate.

    Following you.

    http://iifatree.blogspot.com/

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  2. tiyak someday tatawagin kang Mam.....dahil teacher ka na.....kayo ni hana banana....mula kay hana banana pinuntahan kita...

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  3. This post made me smile after a long day of making grades:)

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  4. @vallar: thank you talaga kuya. :) following you now, too.

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  5. @kuya arvin: salamat naman kuya. hopefully soon, i will be a teacher. hehe ♥

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  6. @mam gene: how i wish i can do that soon, too..

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  7. made me laugh. ang kulit nung mga maling sagot. haha! :))

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  8. @Noblesse Key an orange baby picking up his nose. hahaha. g? :D

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  9. fave ko ang "tall tower kaba..kasi..eiffel inlove with you!" winner!

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  10. ang kulet ng pick up lines! hahaha!!! ;D

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