Friday, September 30, 2011

TGIF?


Done with my lunch, went to Schoolman to photocopy stuffs for next week's final exam, checked my blog, read posts and made comments, fed my cyborg pets -- fishee and doggie -- and said hi to my three colorful parrots which never ever leave my blog.

I still have a lot of things to do -- finish editing and writing my column, go downtown to buy some *etchos*, meet a friend, encode my module in Ed8, stay in the city 'til 7PM for a meeting with a campus journalism adviser from Jimalalud, a two-hour drive from Dumaguete, research and study for my lecture tomorrow (about campus journalism again), and go home before 9PM to watch a neat movie. I hope I can do it all. Anyway, I took my "more energy, mas happy" vitamins so I think I can do these all in half a day. So help me God!

Before I sign off, here are two jokesters I received from my phone earlier this afternoon. Sa makasabot ra :)

Rant 1----

kabit: Honey, panghimalbas sab.
berto: Di pwede hon. Mangisug si misis.
kabit: Sige na please.
berto: Bahala na. Sige himalbasi ko.

Pag-uli ni Berto, ngitngit na. Nihigda sya tapad sa iyang asawa. Gigakos sya sa iyang misis. Gihikap ang bigote pero walay nahikapan. 

misis: Nganung nibalik man ka pre? Muabot na to akong bana run.


Rant 2----

rio: Gisi-gisi lagi na imung sapatos dude.
ivan bungi: Uso ni karon...ragids ba.
rio: pati imo karsonis gisi-gisi sad.
ivan bungi: para old school...choy2x gud..
rio: pati imu t-shirt kay gisi2x man pud lagi.
ivan bungi: muabot gani na sa akong baba dude, patyon jud tika.

8 comments:

  1. di man lagi orange ang smiling paper?

    huh/... karon pako kasabot sa joke... slow learner...

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  2. dami mong gagawin hehe..
    medyo nagets ko lang ng konti ung jokesters mo :p natawa naman ako ehe.

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  3. ..hehe..salamat naman at natawa ka :) ehehe

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  4. lol, mas kataw-anon ang part 1. hahaha :D

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  5. haha. maypa si Ranulfo naka sabut dayun... eehhh. i smell somethign fishy.... lol

    bakit berto ang pangalan niya? bakit? mao pud diay nga wala ko kasabot dayun...

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  6. @josh: buti na gets mo :D ehehe
    @ranulfo: mas alkansi ang asawa..nasakpan man :D
    @albert: duh! kabalo ka bert, your mouth is the nearest body part to your nose, kaya baka that something fishy thing is from your mouth..haha

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