Pinoy nga naman. Walang magawa sa life kundi mag blog tungkol sa pang-araw-araw na buhay n'ya at ng ibang Pinoy.
(ang lame ng intro. may mai-sa-suggest ba kayong better nito? hehe)
Part 1: Walang maling tanong. Maling sagot lamang.
*Ma, anong oras na ba?
Late ka nah.
*Where na u?
Malapit na. Wait lang.
*Magkano ba yang dress mo?
Mura lang 'to.
*Anong oras ba praktis mo?
Mamaya pa.
*Sasama ka ba sa SM?
Masakit tyan ko.
*Kumain ka nah?
Busog pa 'ko.
Part 2: Pick-up Lines
*Kandila ka ba?
Bakit?
Dahil ikaw ang nagbibigay ilaw sa buhay ko.
*Tao ka ba?
Bakit?
Wala. Naninigurado lang.
*Coke ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi hindi ka lang sakto sa puso ko. Ikaw pa ang happiness ko.
*Popcorn ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I can't watch movies without you.
*Lumiit ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi no'ng una nasa isip lang kita. Ngayon, nasa puso na.
*Enrile ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi gusto ko happy ka.
*Tall tower ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi Eiffel in love with you.
*Multo ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi napapasigaw ako pag nakikita kita.
*Ang happiness ay hindi nagsisimula sa letter 'h'.
Bakit?
Kasi nagsisimula ito sa letter 'u'.
*Camera ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.
*Unan ka ba?
Bakit?
Amoy laway ka kasi.
*Magnet ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I am attracted to you.
Part 3: English Version na Cheeziness
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
*Are you religious? Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.
*Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
*If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
*Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
*Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart.
*Do you have raisins? No? How about a date?
*Girl, you better have a license, 'coz you're driving me crazy.
*Hey, I did not know angels fly so low.
*Hey beautiful. Is that your name, right?
*Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Bakit?
Kasi I am attracted to you.
Part 3: English Version na Cheeziness
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
*Are you religious? Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.
*Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
*If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
*Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
*Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart.
*Do you have raisins? No? How about a date?
*Girl, you better have a license, 'coz you're driving me crazy.
*Hey, I did not know angels fly so low.
*Hey beautiful. Is that your name, right?
*Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Ang cute naman. :)
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